No.
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Title
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Characters
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Story
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1
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Zoo
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Ywain’s Lion
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"GROWL..."
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Gringolet
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"NEIGH..."
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Guinevere
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"When did Camelot turn into zoo? (sic)"
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2
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Perpetual Motion
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Lyonesse
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"Gareth...Gareth!!! I need you to run to the store and get me some grape juice. On the double!"
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Lynette
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"How dare that guy get all close to my Lyonesse! I’ll beat him to a pulp! (sic)"
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Gareth
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"What the...I feel like I’ve been trapped in a never-ending cycle of hatred..."
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3
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Silent Couple
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Erec
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"Mm."
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Enide
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"Mmm."
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Merlin
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"From what I can tell, they’re two peas in a pod."
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4
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Iseult the Closet Drinker
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Brangaine
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"Love Potion is in this cabinet, my Purr Potion is in that one."
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Iseult the Blond
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"Phew, it’s hot today!"
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Brangaine
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"What do you think you’re drinking?"
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Iseult the Blond
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"Hm? Just the Cleavage Potion, Sexy Potion, and the Popularity Potion."
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Brangaine
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"Noooooo!!!"
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5
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Long Awaited Strip Down
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Ither
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"Good deal. With this crimson red armor, even the Invaders don’t stand a chance..."
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Percival
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"Mesmerizing! The shine of that armor is magnificent! Can I have one too, Ither?"
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Ither
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"She’s always after my things! Fine, I’ll just wear my sexiest swimsuit and have her take that..."
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Percival
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"Oh, Ither, how bold of you. But I admit, it looks great on you"
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Ither
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"Uh-oh, she passed up on it. And why is she not surprised to see me in a swimsuit...?!"
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6
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3 Sisters
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Morgause
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"Oh Arthur, you’re so spoiled."
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Elaine
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"Arthur, I packed your lunch today. Does it taste alright?"
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Morgan
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"Arthur, you can rest your head on my lap!"
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Guinevere
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"Just what kind of bug got into the lake system?"
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Guinevere
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"Or could it be that this is what the witches are really like?"
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7
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Woman Power
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Ragnelle
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"Today, we’re talking about woman power!"
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Ragnelle
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"So Gawain, I want you to head overseas to fetch some Iberico pork and caviar."
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Gawain
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"Are we talking about gender equality or are you just using me as an errand boy?"
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Ragnelle
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"Unless you’d like to see (sic)"
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Gawain
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"Fine, fine! I just have to get it, right?!"
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8
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Tristan the Lover
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Iseult the Blond
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"Call me the tragic heroine! King Tristan and I are having a falling out."
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Iseult of the White Hands
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"I’m still married to King Tristan, for your information."
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Brangaine
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"This is hard for me to say, but I lost a lot when I fooled King Mark."
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All
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"..."
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Guinevere
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"I think they have a consensus. They’re totally gonna punch that guy."
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9
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Unsolicited Support
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Lunete
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"Yow! There is an army of roaches in the kitchen!!!"
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Laudine
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"Ywain, I only live to serve my knight. You have my wholehearted support."
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Ywain
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"I don’t wanna deal with it either!"
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Laudine
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"Ywain, Ywain, it’s your domain!!!"
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Ywain
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"Darn it! Guess this means I can’t just sweep them out the window into the outer moat..."
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10
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Treasure Hunter
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Galahad
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"Where is the ruins of the Ancients?!"
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Percival
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"Where...are...you...!!!"
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Galahad
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"Keep digging. We’re bound to find something if we keep digging."
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Percival
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"Come one! Show me the treasure!"
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Guinevere
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"Why is there an underground maze in town!?"
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11
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Kingdom Judge
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Faye
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"「It’s about time we settled this.」"
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Reafe
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"「The title of beauty queen.」"
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Elle
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"「I don’t really care for such a useless title, but I won’t back down from the competition!」"
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Mordred
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"「Please don’t tell me you summoned me here to be the judge of this little contest?」"
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12
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Runs in the Family
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Gawain
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"「Mwahaha! Do not run your mouth before we cross swords!」"
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Agravain
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"「Hehe. I will find your weakness. I specialize in finding information about infidelity and scandals!」"
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Gaheris
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"「My name is Gaheris! I will cut down all evil, even if it’s my own mother! That is the Gaheris way!」"
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Gareth
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"「I have to live up to the standard all my siblings have set!」"
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15
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Unalike Sisters
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Breunor
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"「As a knight of Camelot, I will never take this bandage off until I get my revenge! Never!!!」"
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Dinadan
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"「You are too riled up for my tastes. Isn’t that baggy coat really hot?」"
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Breunor
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"「You may be my sister, but you look sloppy. Your clothes are a joke.」"
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Breunor
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"「Come, cover up your body in these bandages! I can’t let you off the hook as a fellow knight!」"
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Dinadan
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"「Huh, the knight’s code comes in pretty handy at times like these, eh?」"
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16
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Travelers
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Percival
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"「Kardeiz! I’m headed out to look for artifacts from the time of the Ancients.」"
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Blanchefleur
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"「Where does she think she’s going? I’m going to beat some sense into her!」"
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Lohengrin
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"「I am a loyal knight, so I must go and support my lady.」"
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Kardeiz
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"「Only I alone can keep these lands in order. It’s not like I was left behind or anything!」"
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17
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True Lie
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Lamorak
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"「First you pour wine into this mystic cup.」"
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Tristan
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"「Uh-huh...」"
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Lamorak
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"「Then when a liar picks it up, it is said that he will spill the wine due to magic.」"
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Lamorak
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"「Now, pick it up! As your friend, I will bestow you the opportunity to declare yourself a true knight!」"
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Tristan
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"「Lamorak, I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but you are spilling the wine all over the place...」"
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18
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Knights Code
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Gawain
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"「 hear Morholt is quite strong. I would love to have a spar with him.」 (sic)"
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Ywain
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"「Well you can’t just randomly attack him on the street. There is a process to setting up a spar.」"
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Ywain
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"「First, I’ll pick a fight with him. Then I’ll lose on purpose. That’s where you come in.」"
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Gawain
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"「Yes...revenge has always been an impetus for action. The knights code will bring us victory!」"
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Morholt
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"「Now wait just a minute you frauds!!!」"
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19
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Bernard's School of Magic
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Bernard
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"「Having been in a battle does not make you a master of the art. You must study more, Elaine.」"
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Elaine of Astolat
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"「Yes, sir! I actually have a request!」"
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Bernard
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"「With knowledge comes power to take the initiative against misfortunes and tribulations.」"
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Elaine of Astolat
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"「Please show me how to make a typical love potion! I also need a way to get Sir Lancelot to drink it!」"
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Bernard
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"「Miss Elaine, the only thing you will be learning is how to make a cure for foolishness today.」"
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20
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Weapons in Disguise
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Balin
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"「It says “Only the bravest knight may unsheathe this sword.” Well then, let’s take a look. AGH!」"
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Galahad
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"「Balin, what happened? There was an eerie noise and now you’re cursed!」"
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Maleagant
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"「Actually, my daddy was cursed when he picked up a strange shield from over there!」"
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Galahad
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"「There’s more to the inscription. “The sword and shield are both meant for Galahad.”」"
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Balin
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"「Then why in Arthurs name were we the first to see them?!」"
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21
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Middleman Kay
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Ywain
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"「I heard some strange knight challenged you after being caught in that typhoon near the fountain?」"
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Calogrenant
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"「I know everything sounds crazy, but I’ll do something about this on my own.」"
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Laudine
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"「Indeed. I’d much rather be rescued by Ywain or someone as cute as her.」"
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Kay
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"「Am I supposed to fix this?」"
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Kay
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"「Ahem. Calogrenant, friend! I think you should just admit defeat and let the young one...OUCH!」"
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22
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A Maiden’s Dream
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Elaine the Grail Bearer
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"「Sir Lancelot never looks at me no matter what I do.」"
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Brisen
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"「You must use an illusion. Turn into the woman he would fall for!」"
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Brisen
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"「I can do this much. Voila! Don’t I look exactly like Lancelot? This illusion...」"
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Elaine the Grail Bearer
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"「Oh that is good. DROOL」"
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Brisen
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"「Elaine, hold it right there. Elaaaiiinnneee!!!」"
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23
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Don’t Do it Bedivere [1]
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Bedivere
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"「What are you doing, Lucan?」"
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Lucan
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"「Hey. I’m stacking and carrying 20 boxes.」"
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Lucan
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"「This ritual must be done very carefully. You must absolutely not scare me.」"
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Bedivere
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"「But sis, there’s a poisonous snake right there.」"
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Lucan
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"「YEEEOOOWWW!!!」"
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24
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Parents Day
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Queen of Avalon
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"「Yoo-hoo! I was nearby so I thought I’d stop by. I brought some British cookies for everyone.」"
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Lancelot
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"「What’s this fuss about... M-M-Mother!」"
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Queen of Avalon
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"「Oh dear. You were never a match for your stepmother.」"
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Elaine the Grail Bearer
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"「I don’t believe it. Lancelot, don’t tell me you have an Oedipus compl...」"
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Lancelot
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"「Stop right there! It’s not like that. This queen reigns over all faeries. Who wouldn’t be afraid?!」"
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